Answers to Annoying Moustache Questions

Q:  Did you grow it for Movember and just decided to keep it?

A:  I got so many compliments I just had to.

Q: Is that a caterpillar on your lip?

A: Yes, and he has feelings too!

A:  Do you use it as a soup strainer?

Q:  I’m not 6 years old. Everything I eat goes directly into my mouth.

Q:  Can you smell it?

A:  Only after I eat soup.

Q:  Why don’t you grow a CRAZY moustache?

A:  That’s a great idea. They should call you Steve Jobs.

Q:  So tell me what a moustache ride is?

A:  Why don’t I show you. 

Q:  Do you stroke it like an evil villain?

A:  Just when I think about taking over the world.

Q:  Do you have a top hat collection?

A:  Yes, it’s with my stamp collection

Q:  Are you trying to hide the herpes?

A:  Please don’t tell anyone.

Q:  Didn’t I see you in that 70’s porno?

A:  Do you recognise the woody?

Q:  Are you best friends with Merv Hughes?

A:  I supplied the 52 cans of beer on the England flight. 

Q:  Where’s the rest of your beard?

A:  My moustache said I wasn’t allowed to grow one. 

Q:  Can you please get away from my child?

A:  Lady, I’m no where near you and your child. It’s the moustache isn’t it? [Backs away slowly].

Q:  Is this a new hipster thing?

A:  I want to slap you right now. 

Q:  I moustache you a question….

A:  Please don’t do that. 

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2.  How to Eat & Drink Without Getting it in Your Beard

3.  Things Only People with Beards Would Understand

4.  How to Style Your Moustache Using Mo Wax

5.  The Difference Between Beard Oil and Beard Balm

Author: John Porreca

Editor: Ben De Campo

Image credit:

http://thomasvandijk.deviantart.com/art/Caterpillar-lip-321681318

http://www.artfido.com/blog/amozing-mustaches-from-around-the-world-to-celebrate-movember/

http://www.instructables.com/id/unusual-uses-for-moustaches/step2/soup-strainer/

http://www.southernhighlandnews.com.au/story/2726647/photos-famous-and-infamous-mos/#slide=20

https://au.pinterest.com/pin/87046205273038717/

http://www.cricketcountry.com/articles/david-boon-downs-52-cans-of-beer-on-a-single-flight-307274

http://donthatethegeek.com/riddle-batman-mustache-question/