The average man has three times as many hair follicles as the gorilla – but fewer than a chimpanzee.
The word “moustache” comes from the Middle Greek, “moustaki”, meaning “upper lip”.
The oldest portrait depicting a moustache, of a Scythian horseman, dates from 300BC.
Razors represent an industry worth over a billion dollars annually.
The moustache has a myriad of slang terms, including: The ‘Stache, Cookie Duster, Crumb Catcher, Grass Grin, Face Lace, Mouthbrow, Whiskers, Tea Strainer, Upper Lipholstery, and Mr Tickles!
Moustache hairs grow faster than any other kind of body hair, and sprouts faster during the spring and summer months.
During World War I, the moustache was an indicator of military rank; as a man’s rank level advanced, he was allowed to grow a thicker and bushier moustache.
Even today, there are restrictions: many firemen are not permitted to grow moustaches, and US Marines are restricted to keeping theirs below a half inch in length.
In India, moustaches are seen as a symbol of power and virility. So much so that in some larger Indian cities, policemen are actually paid a bonus if they grow a moustache.
The average moustache owner touches it over seven hundred times every day.
Groucho Marx initially painted on his famous moustache – but eventually grew the real thing.
Some moustache styles require the wearing of a “snood” for sleeping – a la Hercule Poirot.
Charlie Chaplin’s toothbrush moustache was worn specifically to mock Adolf Hitler.
In a deck of cards, only one king does not have a moustache – the King of Hearts.
Paul McCartney’s Sgt. Pepper’s era moustache was originally grown to cover up a swollen lip from a moped accident in 1966.
A British survey in 1966 found that sixty-one percent of respondents find a moustache to be sophisticated and even gentlemanly.
A moustache is very absorbent! In fact, it is able to absorb twenty percent of its own weight in fluid. A scientific study that was commissioned by the Guinness Brewing Company found that an average Guinness drinker will trap a pint and a half in their moustache over the course of a year.
Famous and proud moustache wearers include Martin Luther King Jr, Tom Selleck, George Harrison, Albert Einstein & Sam Elliot.
Keep your mo’ looking (and smelling) great – with a beard brush, moustache wax, and balms. Too much care is not enough – and it doesn’t take much to keep your moustache in top form!